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What... IS knotting? Isn't that something that Boy Scouts and sailors do?

To paraphrase the band in question:

Thank you so much. I was having the creepy skin-crawling feeling, and now I cannot stop giggling.

Though if that were the case, it would be fairly impressive for a guy who acted civilly to be civil in spite of the fact that he's hormonally in 24/7/365 period mood swings. It sure weakens the "people with periods shouldn't run for office" argument, though.

just accept it. If you don't like it, why bother trying to eat it in the hopes that you will come to enjoy it? It's not more healthy or anything, it's just some people like the taste better. If you don't, then don't bother with trying to eat it. Eating what you enjoy is not a crime, and anyone who would judge you for

Punpernickel to me is really sweet (sort of a sweet savory combination) so I think I would have had the exact same reaction here.

I guess my gym must be in a time warp to the 80s, because people work in all the time. But its fairly small both in the sense that there's rarely more than one of a machine and everyone knows everyone, so most of the 40's age clientele will talk about kids, spouses, etc. with the other people there, leaving larger

Not that it can't be used as an attempted pickup, but I have unintentionally hit on a whole lot of mid-40s men and aging grandmothers with some version of 1 or 2.

It's nice how, if you can't invalidate a woman's experience because she's "hysterical", at least you can get the same effect by just saying she's trying to be a "cool girl."

Looks like the Martinidiet will be starting tomorrow... Time for some Reuben pizza (or "pizza", to placate the hard-liners).

Oh man this article is so cool. Now I need to go look up the chicken foot trade war though. I figured it got used somewhere, but it's nice to see exactly how the global trade works.

DD&D is far and away the worst show for making me hungry and likely to make delicious (but bad) food decisions. But I also don't really have any hang ups about occasional food indulgences, so it works out.

There's a difference between "cooking from scratch to make healthy family meals" and "cooking from scratch to make delicious, delicious calorie bombs." Given that food programming is mostly calorie bomb food porn, I'd guess those watching it aren't particularly worried about cooking something healthy.

The crazy thing is it does a great job muffling the sneeze too. For me, sneezes are basically whole-body convulsions that send a double lungful of air out as quickly as possible. So even when it's one of the throat-sneezes that come completely unexpected, and the Pik- is hardly any warning, the continuation of the

Pretty sure this is average human behaviour. Better to blow and wash away than waste paper.

A former roommate insisted that I preface my sneezes with "Pik-" so they ended up as pikachu cries. But I'm pretty sure my sneezes are measurable on the Richter scale, so it was understandable.

Ah. I thought they might be ski pants, which I find bulky and uncomfortable when not worn making snow angels. That might change things. Small screen and uniform color make it a bit hard for me to tell.

Other than the jacket cozy is not the word I would choose. The gloves look like they'd be uncomfortable when not climbing in the Himalayas, and I'm suspicious of everything below the waist. I think it looks awesome, but I doubt it's any more cozy than the suits.

Maybe not those shades, but grey suit/brown shoes/belt can look great. Might need more natural light, though. And get your future spouse a tailor, and maybe choose his jackets for him. At least the in-laws look awesome.

Any time people will be waiting for you to write the check, don't write the check. I think that's a safe rule.