Why do I get the feeling the person in question was close to my age...

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Wait... Putting your (presumably personal) twitter handle on all your work emails could imply that what you said there was said as a representative of the company. That doesn't strike me as "perceived" anything, it strikes me as a perfectly reasonable, rational rule that was broken. Not 30 minute tantrum worthy but…

... I may have to, um, get into this show now.

If someone busts out a cane again, I may have to start recording C-SPAN. I'm just sad this guy isn't my congressman. But if he tries for senate, he's got at least one vote now.

I'm thinking this guy needs a country song collaboration with Brandy Clark on the primacy of sartorial decisions.

Yeah if that were the case it would be sketch as f.. But in a larger sense things that one person considers unpleasant another can consider a delight, which is why I rarely, if ever eat out with people unless I'm exceptionally comfortable with the already.

To be fair, being uncomfortable while someone watches you being tortured IS something some people love.

Peacocks... So feeling like there's something to compensate for, shall we say? Also, I think we just discovered the real meaning behind "The Princess and the Pea".

"And that's how we got honey barbecue wing sauce, kids."

Well how come it can't solvate hexanes, huh? That's false advertising, who knows what else Big H2O is lying to you about.

I see what you did there... Whether you meant to or not.

I know the phrase white-knighting gets a bad name, but I really want to call this Black Knighting: releasing grim but righteous fury to spare someone else from having to. You are an anti-heroic role model to all, men and women.

Does that make this some form of polyandry? Also, imagine an Invisible Boyfriend with an Invisible Girlfriend.

This needs a hundred stars at least. I have never experienced an eating disorder, but I know from experience and anecdote that if you have a problem that can be successfully hidden that your relationship with attention and doubt, both from yourself and others, can become horrifically toxic.

I can picture a movie drill instructor using this. Like, "If you don't start runnin' I'm gonna have my boot so far up your butt we'll be playing footbowel.

When I die, let me be reborn as a panini.

It could be worse. You know the "I have the weirdest boner" meme...

Question for the commenters: when carrying out pizza, how should one tip?