So, Massachusetts and Connecticut.

He grew up in a well to do community and was the star quarterback in highschool (where he was a dipshit and everyone kissed his ass). He momentarily got sidetracked because he was a bad student who was 5'10" and ended up up overcoming SOMETHING in order to be a successful dipshit who still thinks he’s an underdog,…

I watch the shit out of bull riding and I always pull for the bull. Always. Rodeos are fucking barbaric.

The reason why the Conservative meme factory will never really have the impact they want is because they can’t even flirt with reality. If the fake quote had been “We still had a good time” that would at least be believable. But “It was the best meal we ever had” is what turns it into such hilarious nonsense.

Freddie Kitchens has to be someone Tomsula’s knife-fought over a dented can of expired pearl onions at some point in history.

One, the first pick was definitely is fault, but the second one, if you think that was his fault then... well then who gives a fuck what you think

Bullshit they played to the wire and gave this saints fan fits the whole goddamn game. Nick Foles is a Fucking legend.

After watching the game and knowing the Saints were the better team coming in and even after game knowing they are the better team... the Saints are going nowhere. Yes they will beat the Rams, but after that I don’t think they have anything that can beat the AFC teams. It may seem like a homer thing to say but the…

You. Are. A. Moron.

I’m sure Angelo will be happy to hear from your fake fan ass in the morning.

This is the dumbest take possible.  You should be ashamed.

God, those Eagles fans are uniquely awful in the NFL.

And I speak for all Eagles fans when I say, “Thank you, Jerry!”

but the Vikings missed 10 field goals and finished with a putrid 68.8 conversion rate on attempts, both worst in the NFL.

He seems like an objectively awful individual. The type that knows what he’s doing is shitty, but feels he’s “right” and that makes it ok. That being “rational” and “logical” is more important than being a decent person. And that can’t see his stupid, shitty emotions are neither rational nor logical.

It’s always tough to understand the context when Jim Irsay asks his players if they’re holding. 

Good to see Drew avoided the clutches of BIG DEATH.

Not knowing, and reading stuff like that, really has me worried more for my guy. Our guy.

Seriously, that’s the most saccharine thing that’s ever been written at Deadspin, and also by far the most frightening. Get well Drew.

There are many things to love about Drew, but the thing I love the most about him is how effusively he lives his life