morningburner
MorningBurner
morningburner

No. Man, you know the answer is always and forever going to be no. Stop fucking asking, you are never allowed to use that fucking word.

Nah. Just train yourself to say “nibble” or “nugget.”

Yeah, he totally shouldn’t do this and should know better.

“My man, you’ve got to wear a condom. I caught hippie Tyra’s once after a road game in Sea addle.”

Folding, or electric?

Robert Kraft with the chair.

Roger Goodell: [murders Jerry Jones]

“The rock was actually at the top of the mountain.”

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Did anybody really love James Toback, Brett Ratner, Harvey Weinstein...

Dammit, how did I miss that Ottawa stopped being the Rough Riders and Saskatchewan began being the Roughriders?

Think of it as poetic justice for all of multitude of dirty and bush league hits that Burfict got away with.

I got it mixed up with the other paper that broke a story about a famous man being accused of sexual misconduct. Me culpa. My point stands, though, and your (and Jezebel’s) attempt to deflect from that point based on a trivial mistake is frankly pure cowardice.

You must have been overjoyed to find a reason to deflect my point. Congrats on being the left’s Fox News: partisan entertainment masquerading as “news.”

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

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Holy fuck, that’s just fucking awful. One of the best pitchers I’ve ever seen. Look at these fucking performances. No skin in any of the teams he played for, just saddened at the loss of a guy I truly enjoyed watching.

This sucks in a way that’s hard to put into words. Halladay is someone I’d have driven to Cooperstown to see his induction. A personal hero from back when I still had those.

No way - they’re getting Georgia Pacific industrial shit.

If people want to effect change, real change - they gotta stop having conversations with the NRA and their ilk, who’s sole job is to stop limits on gun proliferation.