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“Hmm, yes, let’s ignore the president of the United States, that’ll stop him.”

uniondale confirms.

“He has to answer his maker for Sarah Palin.”

Why, back in my day of the ‘aughts, we only got to see truly batshit crazy politics once every four years, our president only lied to us to get support to start crackpot wars, and by God, that’s the way we liked it. I just don’t understand you kids today with your fake news, administrations with boundless conflicts

Not sure what shower girl did, but middle two did nothing but shriek. Downstairs, you the real MVP.

Considering Sarah Palin normalized rank stupidity, I’d say there’s (at least) one other prominent dipshit he’s got to apologize for.

I’m listening....

… isn’t he the only R in congress promising committee hearings into the Russian connections…

The only time John McCain was a good idea was when the alternative was George W. Bush.

Went to a horror/comic convention years ago and was shocked that wrestlers were there. Nikita Koloff, George The Animal Steele, of course Virgil, and so on. By far the only pleasant one was Mr Steele. His appearance was very monsterous but he couldn’t have been a kinder and more eloquent human being. Rest well big guy

One of his finishing moves was the flying hammerlock. Standard hammerlock, but you lifted the guy up by the arm.

That’s bad-ass. And I don’t think you can fake that pain.

RIP, Animal. Thank you for my childhood. I haven’t watched a second of wrestling since Benoit flipped out.

I say this as an OSU alum and diehard fan, but I fucking love Jim Harbaugh. He’s great for college football - he’s a vibrant and eccentric weirdo that it is hard to not find endearing. He’s like a mix between a psychopath and a labradoodle. And you know what? I don’t think he’s ever leaving Michigan, at least for

I tried to like him ‘cause I’m a sucker for cocky sports figures, but between MMA being literally the most boring thing I’ve ever witnessed and McGregor’s tendency to overuse racial slurs, I’m more in the “I hope this racist gets his head bashed in” camp.

A lot of times, you hear stories about a professional athlete going broke, and you feel bad for them.

Your fault for misremembering what month José Fernández died, but not your fault for calling me a “vapid cunt” because you thought I’d misremembered and hadn’t checked your facts? Just checking—I wouldn’t want to misremember, since you deleted your original comment!

It was September 25. Feel free to check me on that with any of the hyperlinks in the article, any of the fourteen other pieces we have published about Fernández since his death, or a very simple Google search. Thanks for playing.

Great article. Thank you. I appreciate you reviewing the history of the treaty and its importance then and now.

*severely fucks up the part of my body my living is dependent on with a toy for children* im the most scientific mothrefucker out here libs

Art Briles is going to head up Title 9.

There are places where it is dangerous to be Christian, and there are places where it sucks to be Christian.
The places it is dangerous are mostly just dangerous places, but admittedly more dangerous as a Christian. The places it sucks to be a Christian are places like Pakistan or Saudi Arabia, or other Muslim states.