morningburner
MorningBurner
morningburner

He didn’t sock her in the jaw, for one thing.

You are correct, that is a really stupid theory.

Pretty sure they meant Lou Dobbs.

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

That annoyed me, too. Then I finished the piece. Well played, Marchman.

I simply want to say that your numbering system is fantastic, and I wish I could give more than one lousy star in appreciation of it.

As a Jew, working on Christmas was awesome.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

You know what? Fuck the Thunder. They moved from the 13th biggest market to the 43rd biggest market and fucked over the people of Seattle in the process. They then cried poverty when it came time to sign Harden and decided to trade him rather than pay him $4m more over the life of his contract. By not keepoing a good

+1 destruction of our country

An agonizing +1

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

You’re comparing raping someone to flipping the bird.

I’m not going to let you site calories as the concern if you’re talking about bacon as your preference. You can say carbs, if you’re one of those Amstel light motherfuckers, but I won’t accept calories.
Besides, you counteract the sleepiness of the carbs by drinking heinous and unhealthy amounts of coffee. Then you

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

Somewhere, Mel Kiper, Jr. just became erect.

Not sure what it is about McCaffrey but he sure has grit, wouldn’t expect such a selfish decision out of a high motor guy like that.

Steve Kerr is pure class. Always has been.

You think he got where he is by being dumb? There is a big difference between being dumb and being evil.

this reaction to this joke is why democrats lost the election