The trick to enjoying Twitter is to just follow those you like and NEVER read the replies. That's where the trolls live.

See:

“Hey, great win out there.”

Well what would you have us do then, to counter the intolerant rhetoric and regressive policies of modern conservatism? Show up to vote in every off year, down ticket and local election- the very level our lives are affected the most? That’s fucking crazy talk.

I agree, he’s probably a full blown fascist at this point. I regret the error.

She really did fuck up with what she said, but it is a good apology and she isn’t trying to excuse it with any bullshit like , “Well I just got my words jumbled.”

Some of these players rely on sports scholarships. Not everyone is going to care about sexual assault victims. Do you really want forced empathy and attention on the victim?

Nate Diaz is like your drunk older cousin who’s kinda cool but also scares the shit out of you and you hope you never end up like him.

Really?

Of course, the day after No Gay Thursday is known as Casual Biday.

It’s a thing! I knew a guy in college who’s roommates would just let a porno run while they were sitting around in the living room like it was the most normal thing in the world. Just come home from class, pop in a porno, and start cooking dinner.

He’s a really dumb blowhard rich guy that owns a TV show. He has like a 50 word vocabulary that basically consists of ‘great’ ‘winning’ ‘loser’, so he’s a repetitive blowhard. He’s mostly ‘accomplished’ at making gawdy/hideous casinos and real eastate (though a lot of those are pretty big failures too).

Trump’s wall protects America from immigrants AND chemtrails.

Can we please call him by his real name?

*Big Rock Candy Mountain starts playing*
JIM ROSS: My Gawd! That’s Jim Tomsula’s music!

How dumb do you think we are?

If this story doesn’t just blow over, all Manning needs to do to quash it is sit down with a friendly reporter and tell his side of the story—the side where he was just just a cocky, jerkoff kid who didn’t understand the way the world really worked (hey, haven’t we all been there?) but through the years and the grace…

“The Onion’s Jim Anchower Davis said that he’s tired of getting arrested for marijuana.”