Meat thermometer. Bought from Kinja Deals. Sues Deadspin with Peter Thiel’s money and tunes website into DarkWeb portal that sells powdered Cambodian elephant semen growth hormone/aphrodisiac. 

He already did. It was called Human Centipede. 

Can you imagine LaVar Ball answering phones at the Better Business Bureau?

Fuck her with Lucille Bluth. 

It’s an unnecessary commute for a professional athlete who is highly regimented so he can try to win games for your team.

That dipshit is still at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. 

Why are they all playing The Circle Game?

Thanks to the Michigan State athletic department PR intern for chiming in. 

Markelle has a Kinja. He goes by Greg_OdomsKnee. 

“We were hav8ng fun, man. I was havin* fun yell8ng “MAGA” and “ni**er”, and hw was smiling and having fun too. “

One of these dumb fucks paid $6.5 million. 

I can see your Manningface from here. 

“Emmitt Smith is a big fan of Dex Bryan. And Anita Bryan, that soul girl from the 70’s.”

What about Miracle Whip?

AIPAC is a LEGITIMATE ORGANIZATION!!

Read the whole SI piece. Bauer is all over the autism spectrum. High-functioning and obsessed about one thing only. Aspberger elements in how he interacts with others.

And what FA of any value is going to want to sign up to work for a regime this freaking petty? Welcome to hell Pelicans fans, this isn’t getting better anytime soon. 

His football head is better than his football body. It’s now clear he got as far as he did on his brain. 

Jacksonville

Dumb take. You’re why people hate Eagles fans and I’ve been a season ticket holder for 21 years.