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Prayers lifted. Mojo sent.

Why is Lorne Michaels stealing jackets?

The owner is a fucking champ. In EVERY sense.

Didn’t he take a shot to the head with a crowbar just before touching the clear fluid near his ear? I think he had a leak.

Anyone wanna guess Jay Feely’s thoughts on immigration?

Nah. Listen to Simmons’ new pod with Hehir. They almost didn’t use Cary Elwes, it wasn’t a Princess Bride doc. Robin Wright spent less than 10 minutes, total, in the hotel for her interview.

I don’t disagree, but until this post, I never actually thought about the phrase. It was an old Looney Tunes line. I’m 47, and I probably haven’t used that phrase in 35 years, but for me, it was just a Yosemite Sam thing. I seriously never considred its roots.

The part of Sisyphus everyone misses is the idea that moving that rock is his job, and while it is a miserable one, he takes joy in the struggle.

No. We save the ‘murdering over religion’ shit for overseas.

People wearing Che shirts today are as in touch with Che’s beliefs as people wearing Reagan shirts. Today’s faux-Reaganites have no idea what he stood for and someone in elected office with Reagan’s beliefs today would be primaried out.

Before he became President, that’s open for debate. In his major political life, he cared. He might not have been able to openly proclaim it a la Seward, but he was firm in his belief throughout his entire Presidency.

And Russia. Until 2016. Now? Weeeeeeeelllllllllllllll...

You don’t have loud assholes who make everybody else look bad and generally shit all over everything nice in your country?

Yes. Yes they did. A close relative was upper management with the Phils, and to say it was a large collection is underselling it.

Byron Allen? Not while Wayne Brady is still alive, my man.

More like Cover The Jewels, amirite?

Joe grew up in Scranton fucking Pennsylvania. You don’t grow up here and not know how to fight. You just don’t.

Eric Reid is (somewhat understandably) giving the boot licking a shot. It’s not going well.

No longer Catholic, or religious, and I had some bad experiences with nuns K-12, but you’re 100% right. She’s awesome.

Less believable than Kim Jong Un’s Pro Golfing and Mountaineering Challenge.