Prayers up for “Selfie”. Hard to imagine no one takes him seriously.

Joke’s on you. We won’t be “A year and change into his first term in office” for another 13 days. Thats right, not even a full one down.

Especially in a year with numerous openings and a fairly shallow talent pool. They can fire him next year and eat a year salary. Not that Mike ‘hey we can reuse those paper napkins’ Brown *would*, but in theory...

Cleveland can take consolation in knowing that that 0-16 Lions team turned it all around and 3 years later were able to get blown out in a Wild Card game, the closest they’ve come to winning anything since then.

Google the Felony-Murder Rule. Anyone involved in the commission of a felony in which someone dies, even accidentally, can be charged with murder - even if they weren’t present at the scene.

To be fair, Japanese police don’t have to assume every situation is the OK Corral because the NRA hasn’t flooded Japan with hundreds of millions of lethal weapons. Not an excuse, but comparing the two situations is comparing apples to hand grenades.

Felony-murder rule: anyone involved in the commission of a felony that results in death can be held liable, whether or not they were armed or fired the fatal shot.

Good to have you here Mrs. Pence. 

Not if the line uses a Wham Block to set up X-22-Y-red-spider-Z-banana-jet-right-sluggo-sweep-post-corner-3-technique-fade.

In the 2nd example, look at #50 for Cincinnati. As he rolls over to face the camera, look at his eyes. Nobody’s home. That’s not a normal expression.

Tickets are already sold, this is about ticket-holders no-showing. Most of the seats are season packages. They hold back a few thousand for single-game sales.

Post-retirement, Tom Brady is going to turn out to be as a bat shit crazy as Tom Cruise. I’m sure he already is, but he at least has the good sense to keep it (mostly) on the down low.

And the ‘playing a round with Trump’?

Because they had 3 albums that were pivotal enough in their day to cause tastes to shift on their axis. War, Joshua Tree and Achtung Baby were each like nothing else on the radio when they came out - and radio mattered.

Hasn’t stopped you so far.

May the flower open.

If ‘esports’ could stand on their own, this shit wouldn’t show up on Deadspin.

They’re not “running through the NFC”. They’re not even the best team *in* the NFC.

Of course he shit the bed. Look at his jersey number. Who couldn’t see that coming?