This seems especially counter-productive on the swiping apps, as you only possibly hear from people you’ve pre-screened anyway.

I’m 6'2" and left it out because I got sick of seeing women who only wanted tall guys. Like, it’s weird. I’m not gonna play to you being a petty about height.

I would consider date someone who voted for Trump, if the option was to die.

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Also, know that anytime you write “no drama,” it’s interpreted as “I will cause drama.”

This makes you seem sweet and relaxed, but a lot of your descriptives are generic. Share a short story about a road trip, or be more specific about your fav restaurant. You seem nice! Give people more to remember about you.

I have two additional suggestions for what to leave out of your profile.

Sweet grits people are just northerners who confuse grits for cream of wheat. They’re so wrong it hurts.

Grits are good. If you like polenta, you will like grits. It is basically just porridge made from ground corn, and tastes exactly like you’d expect. If theirs were a greasy mess, it’s because they didn’t make them right.
The best part about grits is that more so than oatmeal or other porridge, they’re a good match…

claiming the skit had not been in the competition’s script and had not been authorized by the board

But why couldn’t they have just said “no” and left the offer on the plate? When I tried to negotiate a higher salary, I just got “no”. My company didn’t throw a hissy fit and revoke the offer.

Our society’s official and unofficial policies are breeding out the middle class. This will eventually bite us in the ass.

... Or she knew she was better off losing money for a few months or years than to leave the job market and try to get back in once the kids were in school.

Company: Women just leave to raise their kids after a few years, they aren’t worth the investment!

I don't know why millennials aren't having children. There must be some reason...

Did that, not optimistic about retirement though. I’ve watched my (frugal, prudently investing) parent’s retirements get pushed back year by year over the last few decades and I’m sure it is only going to get worse for my (early Millennial) cohort. I expect my full-SSI age to be increased, it and my pension will cut…

*slow clap*
So I’m the oldest of my generation in the family (mid 30s with the my sister and cousins all in their mid 20s). For the past 5 years roughly I’ve warned them of exactly this. I’ve relocated. I’ve purchased a house. I’ve started a family. I’ve bought several cars. I’ve been let go and hired the same day, I…

Who exactly do you think elects politicians?

I’m a late Boomer myself, and I didn’t support many of those politicians. But somebody did, and since Boomers have been the largest demographic voting bloc for decades now, I think it’s safe to say that we played a role in that as a group, even if we didn’t personally play a role. 

As another 50 something person, I’d agree with this. It’s certainly worth hearing what your parents have to say, but probably best to consider it just one input among many, and not necessarily the most important input. Now, more than ever, it seems like strategies that were effective in the past may not make sense in…