They have literally one job.

If you’re not trained, and if you have a criminal disposition—a violent disposition—it can be turned into a killing machine.

In high school, I was pretty impressed with girls who just hung out with the guys. I DID think they were cool girls! Now, almost 20 years later, I work in a male dominated industry and I spend all day listening to men talk... they take 10 minutes to say what could have been said in 1, they never write anything down or…

IIRC, she suggested that boys are the only ones who eat baked goods, so she would have no reason to bake if she was hanging around with stupid, lowly girls. Which is also insane.

Yes, BAKING, that most hyper-masculine of activities.

There is a reason why all true MAN-CAVES must come with industrial-size Hobart mixers, Viking restaurant-quality ovens, and proofing drawers. Men will often engage in fisticuffs over whose cupcakes are better. The sheer testosterone required to mix flour with…

What I’d give for denim seats. So comfy...

I don’t recall Jeep ever using “Safari” as a trim. Perhaps you mean “Sahara?”

“Can I have Car + $2,000 without this $500 option?

“Ohhhh, what you want is the Car + $2,500 trim package”

“Wait, what?”

The Dodge Charger Super Bee

Jeep has had some pretty good ones over the years: Rubicon, Safari. Granted, they may not live up to their names completely, but closer than a lot of others.

Datsun B210 Honey Bee. That time a little bit of JDM weirdness crossed the ocean, although it joined a whole generation of cartoon-insect-bemascotted small cars that started after VW adopted the Beetle/Bug nickname as its’ own.

Mitsubishi Delica Star Wagon Super Exceed

Poach buyers from Audi and Volvo? Unless they are going to make the interior about 20x better than every other car in the lineup that’s a laughable statement.

I mean I think AMC could probably own this category.

I’m deadset on a 4Runner with the 3rd row. Before I get flamed I know it’s 2 totally different cars but I want a reliable 200k mile car

P.s. I just ranted like an old man. Shit....

I own a 2017 Outback 3.6r and after 17k miles we just can’t fall in love with it. It’s so good at what it’s supposed to do (except when the stock tires left my stuck in my flat driveway in 6" of snow...). I’ve hauled the family all over in it, done tons of driving in deep beach sand, gone on date nights, had long lazy…

Employer match 401k? Yeah. Many companies are taking that away too

The company I work for has been doing this for several years. In lieu of higher wages, if the company meets specific goals, a bonus is given. Different percentages, for different levels of goals met. So if we have a banner year, awesome bonus. If we have a lousy year, no bonus. While I appreciate the bonus, here is…

And here, I thought my crippling self-doubt and total inability to talk about anything unrelated to Star Trek and automobiles was to blame.