The real mistake was not getting a free drink while playing slots

The car was also going to depreciate anyway. That only comes up if you need to sell it or it’s totalled while the loan is underwater.

So $2600+$854 for depreciation and interest on loan equals $3454. That means you had reliable transportation (a necessity for your job aka your income) for four years at $863/year. I’m ignoring maintenance and insurance, because those costs have nothing to do with the loan. Also, buying used means you saved money on…

You don’t seem to understand ‘investing’ or ‘opportunity cost’

I imagine that he is super nice to them in the most intense, manic sort of way. Nice Guy Tom Cruise is the skin suit he dons every day.

He has to be, as a higher being, he has a responsibility to save people in car wrecks and be nice to coworkers.

1. Eww Dane Cook lay off the Botox

So in other words, boys will be boys. I hope you raise your sons better than that.

I had a zit on the right side of my nose which kept coming back (usual cycle: nothing, red spot, big zit, erupt from a hot wet cloth, bleed for a couple of days, then nothing, repeat...)

I am a tattoo artist, so I have definitely seen all of this. One of my first tattoos was from a guy I was working with who assumed I would sleep with him for the tattoo (I didn’t). I also worked for this crusty sleezebag for like 10 minutes. He offered to pierce my nipples for free. I haven’t been following it…

It will NEVER be worth 20.

That said, maybe stop buying old, clapped out Jeeps...

David sometimes you just have to put something out of its misery.

This is the hill you choose to fight on??

Next stop, nuke Michigan State and the turn the leadership of USA Gymnastics over to Aly Raisman and the other women who had the strength to make their stand.

Good. Now let’s focus the white hot light on his enablers and everyone else who were supposed to protect these children. NCAA. USA Gymnastics. Michigan State. Burn it all down.

Now on to all of the enablers and co-conspirators.

Not to be a killjoy, but there’s a whooooole world out there of men who have a fetish for having their dicks insulted. The good ones just pay pros like me to do it. The shitty ones become public exhibitionists.

I was at a Senator’s townhall meeting a few years ago and one of the question askers rambled on for like three minutes about chemtrails. The Senator responded as you would expect a Senator to, but the next speaker referred to the question asker as a “dim-witted shitbird” and it has been my favorite insult ever sense.

I think the point is not to be a snob about it and let you enjoy things, i can appreciate a really good cup of coffee but i would also enjoy a hot coffee form the McDonalds with my friends on a cold day. And i apply this to almost everything, and mostly about food... oh! also movies are a good example, not because you…