morninboehner
MorninBoehner
morninboehner

+Bleed out as much FSA money as you can. You can buy stuff like bandaids, sunscreen, etc with it.

No afterthoughts for Afterthoughts? :(

We tend to lean on our social networks more to have our emotional and intimacy needs met. Men tend to lean totally on their significant other for everything.

I lost the password to this burner. I do not look forward to the day that I’m purged to the land of the grays for another half decade stint.

I think tinder does the same thing. It front loads you with the attractive ones. Which is why I only open it like once every two weeks for about five minutes.

And deer men, I am not interested in your deer.

Well this is a huge bummer

Well this is a huge bummer

This deserves way more stars.

Every relationship I’ve had has ended not because of interpersonal problems, but because of jobs. Relocation specifically.

Kithenaid mixers with a dough hook are also fantastic for bread. I love bread and hate kneading.

I’m a woman in STEM. I make good money. I work insane hours and I am constantly on call. This arrangement would be exponentially easier with someone to take care of the annoying life stuff. Most of the guys I work with have wives who make their hellish workslave lives possible. Not I.

It started so good and now it’s so, so mediocre.

Most of the pod coffee drinkers I know are older folks. The younger people tend to be fussier about higher quality and using less wasteful methods.

Oh holy shit this is on the nose. Always with the vague ass verbal vomit framed as genius. And then they somehow find a way to get you wrangled in to executing their half baked plan THAT NEVER HAD A SNOWBALLS CHANCE IN HELL FEOM THE GET GO.

I’m always tempted to do that when 1" of snow hits and everyone loses their mind. So many SUVs ran in to ditches and abandoned.

I frequently ride in a sienna for work. I don’t like driving it(because fragile ego), but you can’t beat them from a passenger perspective. I’m always silently hoping we have to take the Sienna.  

As a reformed Subaru owner turned tacoma+4runner owner, go with the yote. My 2012 outback had more issues in the 50k miles I had it than my ancient 4runner with 250k miles on it has had.

It’s some of the only time my pale, cave fish-esque skin sees natural light.

What’s that like? I’m in an industry supposedly hurting for people and I’ve never gotten a bonus higher than 3-4% of my salary.

Same thing here. Ours is in the upper 35% as far as state gas taxes go and our roads are AWFUL. I won’t hold my breath on that going towards roads. (It’s a very red state, fwiw)