Don’t get your hopes up as Paste is even worse. You have to have a paying subscription in order to comment on new Jezebel and Splinter and I imagine it’ll be the same for AVClub. 

This is my favorite kind of bullshit non-story.  It’s got everything!  A movie I haven’t seen, a book I’m never going to read, an actress I don’t give a shit about, an actor I stopped caring about after the first Borat movie, rich people bitching about other rich people for publicity, a formerly-great website using…

Wait... are comments back? They were gone yesterday? Am I losing my mind?

“She also said at the time that Cohen encouraged her to put her finger up his butt in the film’s final scene...”

They were mind-controlled, though. The idea that both were being violated by omnipotent jerks is explicit in the episode, and pretty consistent with Roddenberry’s Rules.

Well, the title IS French.

Honestly I had been hoping they’d replace him with something besides a home designer, because the show had this weird break between actionable assistance that viewers could follow along with (dress in better colors, get a haircut, talk to a therapist, wash your face) and then humming along in the background would be…

I have a super good cut of Madame Web, but unfortunately, it’s with my girlfriend who lives in Canada.

Ha, it’s interesting watching criticism swing back around the other way because people have been griping for decades about the show’s overreliance on recurring characters/bits. And, indeed, for every “Wayne’s World” and “Celebrity Jeopardy” there is a “Target Lady” and “Makin’ Copies.” But I see your point--everything…

I think these shows do society a favor by basically putting people like this in zoos, away from the rest of us.  

Oh my. Yes, is definitely the reasoned response of a completely non-crazy person. 

I would never defend kanye west but holy crap I’d love to break that nerd’s stupid glasses

I know she wasn’t No. 1 on the call sheet, but my first thought was that girl who played PT Barnum’s ~10-year-old daughter in The Greatest Showman. You could tell instantly that she’s an egomaniacal monster.

I love Hugh Grant but he does have a temper apparently. But no way he was ‘ number one on a call sheet’ with Meryl Streep on that movie.

Brando and Dave: so now we’re goofing on the writers’ physical appearances? Can we just stick to shitting on their questionable writing/editing skills and bad takes? Fuck off with that personal shit.

Marcello Hernandez’s cameo

Shadix is one of those perfect character actors. He was never built to be a lead nor do I think he’d want to be. But he could show up for 20 minutes of your movie and absolutely kill it. 

Me too. Baldwin is obviously a no go, but I with they could have at least gotten Davis.

Can’t forget Demolition Man.

Davis will 1000% show up. And Baldwin 1000% will not.