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How does a personal dispute result in 23 other people being shot? Like, at what point do people just stop and think, hey maybe we should take this somewhere else?

I don’t know why anyone would marry Affleck.

Dakota Johnson . . . thinks outting nepo babies is “lame” and journalists should write something more interesting.

How is this not the top comment? On every article on these sites. 

Oh fuck off and fuck everyone. What the fuck is going on, what are we fucking doing. Jesus fucking Christ. 

If they’re young enough to be home instead of in school, and young enough to think Elmo is a living creature, then as long as Elmo doesn’t let it bother him, it’s not going to bother them. The average three-year old is not as emotionally brittle as Wil Wheaton.

Elmo incident aside, Larry David sure has been acting like a miserable prick in interviews he’s doing on his farewell tour and not in that “haha like on his show” way.

Children who are too small to understand Elmo is a puppet will know that a man attacked someone they love for no reason”.

What a dumb fucking article.

Did it feel like, “hey I couldn’t call you fat but now I can say how not fat you are!”

Yeah, I remember my aunt complimenting me on how thin I looked when I was 16 or 17, and all I remember thinking at the time was “ah, so you’ve always considered me a little butterball but now that I’m (temporarily) thinner-looking you’re comfortable talking about my body.” Just...don’t talk about people’s weight. Say

There are a lot of things not to like about Bill Maher. This isn’t one of them. 

But how else is that character going to pay for the pizza delivery when she's out of cash? 

If you don’t understand the difference between gratuitous sex and a well choreographed fight then what are you even doing here?

All three of these women seem to be on the same page regarding Milano’s behaviour so I think you can file McGowan under broken clocks.

That’s a German film.

And let’s never talk about this movie ever again! 

I’ll Fly Away was great, in fact, when Michael Moriarty left, I was bummed until it was announced Sam Waterston was taking over, loved him in that show.

You don’t get a lot of “Not” this days. Huh.

IIRC from the trade rags at the time, the story was that Waterston’s ‘elevation’ was a planned cost saving strategy - it was even hinted at during the end of Season 17 - since moving him to a supporting role meant his salary was a lot more tenable for a show with ratings nowhere close to its glory days.