Back the fuck up - she’s Rob Schneider’s DAUGHTER??  Talk about learning something wholly unexpected.

Now they just need to get their comments section off Kinja and we can finally leave the nightmare of the Herb Years behind.

I don’t think I’ve ever clicked an article as quickly as I just did and it delivered everything I wanted it to.

I’m SHOCKED by these rockers!!

Perfect song choice by the perfect band for a perfect start.

It wouldn’t be right if GWAR wasn’t first up. Perfectly chosen song for them. 

Couldn’t have started off better.

Hell yeah! Kicking this off with a bang.

Yep, this is completely awesome. AVC is officially back, baby!

Oh, this is fucking awesome. WELCOME BACK, UNDERCOVER!

Hey! I suggested REM’s Radio Free Europe! Probably dozens other did too, but I’m ... I’m ... SOMEBODY!!!!

I recently rewatched The Shining and it’s so strange the discourse around her in it because her performance not only isn’t bad, it’s uniquely good. It’s honestly one of the most brutally realistic depictions of a woman in an abusive relationship. It’s interesting too because throughout the movie she’s legitimately…

Damn... RIP.

I don’t think I’d call it ‘subversive’ as such, because it’s really trying to be an 80's sci-fi version of the Doc Savage pulps of the 1930's and 40's. It’s definitely different from other action flicks of the day, but I’m not sure I’d describe it as subversive.

It’s almost retroactively subversive, I suppose you could say - since the latter Rambos have nearly erased the idea of First Blood, and the latter Rambo character has entered pop culture history as a byword for being over-the-top violent. Rediscovering First Blood would feel like a subversion of the dominant Rambo…

Yeah he goes out of his way to avoid killing all those overmatched Guardsmen and cops.

He literally only kills one (1, uno, singular) person in First Blood, and that’s mostly through sheer dumb luck. And not even with a gun or knife.

While La Femme Nikita is the better movie,  I always enjoyed Point of No Return for what it was.  It also has a stacked cast of 80s character actors

The term “elevated horror” gets thrown around a lot these days, but you don’t hear much about “elevated action.”

Oh man this might be too much for me on a Monday, do you have any less important news?