A Jet going down on 9/11 is a little too on the nose, universe.

“There’s no human on this planet that doesn’t deserve to have the best life and to be happy and free because you are made in the image of the good Lord, made perfectly just the way you are,” Manning said.

Anybody that needs to throw in a “sarcasm” tag is basically admitting they’re not very good at jokes. 

Unfunny. 

Basically, she believes that someone, perhaps Kardashian-Jenner matriarch Kris Jenner, had been blackmailing Timothée into a relationship with Kylie.

Is there room on that bandwagon for me?

I don’t understand this show and refuse to find out anything about it. Thanks for reading everybody

Endgame was the MCUs moneyshot.

To be honest, any casual interest in MCU should've ended after Endgame. Anything after that is like trying to have sex after an orgasm. 

The last Marvel movie I watched (I seriously don’t remember which one it was) I felt like my grandma sitting down to watch General Hospital for the 40th year in a row. Honestly, I felt like I was watching a long running soap opera.

So true. It’s amazing how emotionally attached people get to these completely made up universes. FFS it’s not real life. Stop treating it like some kind of religion. 

The one distinct difference, IMO, is that the Potter films largely failed to do much of that shit *in the movies*. I can’t imagine how anybody who hadn’t read the books would be able to follow anything going on.

I don’t think people have a problem with needing to see season one in order to get season two of a show. I think the issue with Marvel is that they tend to pull in characters and storylines from completely different shows and movies. Like, if you didn’t watch WandaVision, would you get any of the Scarlet Witch stuff…

The MCU’s commitment to its own lore means all of its plotlines are exhaustingly entangled.

This is the way to handle such a thing. 

This is a good take.

Respectfully, fuck off with this take. Riding coattails? There are lots of legit criticisms you can make about Nancy Pelosi and lots of real reasons for her to retire. And I know most people don’t pay attention to the inside baseball stuff that happens in Congress, but who the fuck do you think was actually doing the…

Yeah, this is just the kind of shit Conan said.

Not saying he didn’t know anything, but it definitely is in line with his usual stuff.

Having watching a lot of Conan (mostly during the Late Night era), I don’t think this indicates that he knew anything about Masterson, just because he’s used this type of line with a lot of guests. It’s possible - it’s not like I could know for sure - but I doubt it given just this clip to go on.

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis both wrote letters of support for their friend and convicted rapist Danny Masterson. Mila was so publicly appalled by a man slapping another man. But this was apparently ok to her.