Keeping child abuse quiet for 3 years “for the sake of the children” what the entire fuck? 

The Jonas Brothers always struck me as three lobotomies. I dunno, is it just me? Something important seems to be missing. Never understood how someone as dazzling cool as Sophie Turner married one of them.

I knew a girl who dated Joe many many years ago.  She told me he had the tiniest testicles she’d ever seen on a man :( 

This right here.

Well, there goes my plans for The Swiftorcist double feature I was gonna do.

Not sure why Damon and Affleck deserve the sarcasm. When people are on strike they DO NOT GET PAID.  I think it’s great that they did this.

The Daily Heil is not a legitimate source of anything. Wikipedia won’t even allow users to cite them. Stop linking to them. 

He knows eventually he’ll become a right wing media darling and start being able to live off just that.

A) It’s extremely hot in MN right now, actually. It’s even worse at the State Fair, which typically sees around 200k guests daily.

...Who is the person who would pay for this? Like I want a documentary about them and all the choices they made during their life.

Logan Paul Says He Walked Out of Oppenheimer: ‘Nothing Happened.’

They could have made a cool movie if they’d pulled from the original Grimm material. 

Just think, in 10 years the Disney movie will be in the public domain and YouTube fan filmmakers can do a shot-for-shot remake with all the original songs and cast whomever they want. The chaos will be glorious.

Yeah, make the appellate court’s job super-easy by citing something applicable only to criminal sentences in this civil matter.

So two sides of the same butthole in so many words.

As our vegan friends remind us, it takes something like 1,850 gallons of carrying water to produce just one pound of beef

You’re certainly entitled to your own stupid opinion.

The right have caught themselves in a rhetorical trap of their own making. The evangelical base has been very consistent in their belief that life begins at conception. (Like many Americans, I think this is a ludicrous position, but that’s what they’ve stated over and over.) If that’s your starting point, there is no…

lol

The Blind Side is a pretty terrific book in which the true Michael Oher story plays a significant part.