In that case, fuck it. I won’t watch it!

I found out a year after my Dad had died that my brother had been systematically stealing from my Mom for at least that amount of time. It isn’t on the same level since they’re not rich, but $16k of provable stolen funds is a lot of money to a retiree on a fixed income. It was in small amounts like automatic refilling…

Ease off on all of the Real Housewives content please. 

I mean... We are talking about Dr. Dre (*cough, cough* Dee Barnes. *cough,cough* Miche’le...) here. I am surprised that there are people, who are surprised that his daughter is homeless and he refuses to financially help her out.

A different Mike Richards was also Kramer on Seinfeld.

He was really pretty bad. Maybe with more time he would’ve settled in, but damn his week hosting was disappointing. 

Ultimately, being the guy who replaces Richards in a couple years is a better gig than replacing Trebek. So you might as well leak this the week after the popular choice shit the bed guest hosting

I’m a big fan of the guy, but he wasn't a great host, in my opinion

I didn’t want to brag, but I’ve been known to add guac without even asking if it’s extra.

Look at Mr. Rockefeller over here with the fully assembled burritos.

No.

why would i talk to italians about this

I was being facetious, lol.

Damn son, paying people trivial amounts of money to perform a service you don’t want to do?  How do your personal chef and butler feel about that?

“ More meat, more beans, more rice, and significantly more salsa. A side of tortillas easily stretches the contents of a bowl into two (or more) smaller burritos, and costs less than a dollar.”

Not to be bougey, but I’m willing to throw away the savings on the extra 15% of a burrito in order to let them assemble it for me.

So not only does she not have the right to her own name, but you also think she doesn’t have the right to try and reclaim that stolen agency? That's an incredibly asinine point of view for you to take. 

He out-cooled everyone even in animated form

A lot of people out there went to one awesome party senior year in high school and seem to spend the rest of their lives trying to recreate it.

First, it’s just a leftist way of marginalization similar to how racist treat ethnic names.

Who is being marginalized by making fun of “Cricket?” Rich white ladies? Are they an oppressed minority now?