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You gotta see Heat.

An 80 minute movie where you just read the Wikipedia synopsis and are done with it.

It was a surprise “tribute” and she likely would have wanted to sing her own songs. Imagine being told you can only do the thing you love when someone else tells you to and they control final decisions in how you do it. Then to have a family member, who is aware of all this, participate in a “tribute” to you regarding

Nic Cage has the most fascinating career. Courses will be taught on how he managed to pull his mainstream image, in tatters, out of a flopsie, Mainstream-Family-Friendly tailspin thanks, in no small part, to the bizarre-yet-awesome-yet-wait-what-the-fuck-Herzog “Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans” and parlay

I know nothing about this film, but that headline and the star have me intrigued enough to see it with no prior knowledge. I’m not even going to read this review, and will walk away from The AVClub 100% satisfied.

Good job!

There are people in this country whose children didn’t have to go to bed with empty bellies because of this kid. They are now sending him death threats because he sent a ball two inches wide. We need a new word for how disgusting this spectacle has been. 

OMG, Prince George laughing. I watched it multiple times.  Megan Reynolds’s description gets a chef’s kiss from me.

The idea that someone is a bad role model because they smoke a joint sounds more like drug war fear-mongering than anything.”

Let me guess, the author is young, probably smokes pot and doesn’t have children. You’ll figure it out in time. Unless you don’t care if your children do drugs that interfere with their

Jen Melfi is working as a roller-skate waitress at a diner when a Camaro full of teen goombahs rolls up. Young Tony orders a vanilla milkshake but then goes into a rage and throws it at a passing duck.

Jez gonna Jez. What content would even be on this site anymore if it wasn’t making constant overblown, misinformed, bordering on intentionally lying accusations? Sometimes I can’t help but wonder these days if Jezebel hasn’t been taken over by a Russian troll farm to pump out misinformation for the kneejerk left to

Yeah I don’t get it. The bit about extended sizing doesn’t make sense either. Having worn the other brands referenced in the article, a Lulu 20 is certainly equivalent to an Athleta 3X, and to me personally, I’d rather navigate specific number sizes than the quirks of the extended Xs. They’ve also been doing a good

Employees pushed back against the directive but were told they had to move forward with the approved language and eventually created two mock-ups, one with all lives matter and the other with Black Lives Matter. Lululemon chose the latter and the director in question parted ways with the company after she apologized

They didn’t publish it, right? The problem was a director that had to be pushed back on, but this person didn’t succeed and were later forced out? I mean, yes, it’s an issue that someone in a leadership position had those toxic viewpoints at all, but it sounds like they were checked. What are we mad about?

Treat her like a human being who deserves the right to be in public without being harassed by strangers or camera-wielding paparazzi. Let her frolic on the beach in a bikini or sit with her toes in the sand! Let her LIVE.

“..a place, apparently, that is home to many saints.”

This is what everybody says all the time but I’m thinking SNL might be a better show if they doubled down on older, experienced performers and tried to actually be good. It doesn’t have to be a cast of 25 year olds fresh out of UCB or Second City classes, it’s already completely out of touch with anything Gen Z cares

I think the biggest key is: don’t expect it to taste like a hamburger.  It’s a different meat.  You want to cook it a little differently and put different toppings on it.  If you just swap out turkey for beef and treat it like you would have treated the beef, you will be disappointed.  Same goes for turkey meatloaf.

I really wish I wasn’t as put off by Patton Oswalt going so full tilt into a new marriage after his previous wife died, but it just feels not great.

Now I can finally get answers to all of my lingering Dream a Little Dream questions.

It is not the job of art or an artist to make sure every single person under the sun is represented. Make your own goddamn art if you want. Nothing is stopping you. Doesn’t guarantee you’ll garner an audience, but not a single thing in this world is stopping you from sitting down and telling a story where you see