The retirement news came out first, and I just thought he was chasing the right wing grift. But this makes more sense.

A-hahahaha... The holier they are, the sinnier they sin...

Good news: when women’s athletics get to the point where the internet starts hating on refs and arguing calls vs. non-calls, flops vs. fouls, then they have officially entered the realm of “serious sports”. So, good news: women’s athletics taken seriously. bad news: the ref totally missed the call.... and Baylor fans…

The “N.F.T.” skit didn’t feature “Robin, for some reason.” That was actually an extended parody of Eminem’s “Without Me” video with Pete as Eminem, peroxide hair and all. As to the reason, you got me.
And while a 20-year-old music video seems a bizarre object to parody, you’re “Gen X old,” Perkins. If ANY demographic…

Oh my god this math makes me freaking angry. None of this is how that works. All of the money paid to charity, all of the money paid to moderators, all of that gets deducted from taxes (NOT from net profits). If he is paying 75k to mods, and donating 80k to charity, then that means that his taxable income isn’t 300k,…

She also has nothing but good things to say about Jimmy Yang.

My God she was so pretty back then. What is she thinking fucking with her face like she has.

Jesus the Kumail/Marvel stans are on a hair trigger...did a literal Bat Signal go up when his honor was besmirched 

It’s good to be that guy when we’re talking about journalism (which should be fact-checked). I think Jezebel gave up on that a long time ago, though.

Sharon has NEVER been a nice person. There were stories told about her in the 90's about how awful she was to bands at Ozzfest. I'm 100% not surprised and happy she's getting it as hard as she has given it. Racist dusty bish.

This is the point. I’m going along the lines that this system is similar to the one we use at the school that I work at. That has so much personal information on it. Not just addresses and phone numbers, but also if the student takes a medication along with what kind of medication. Whether the student is in special…

Yea the homecoming votes make a hysterical headline, but this is basically identity theft. Whole other animal. 

They are not being jailed because of the prom votes, but because did the illegal access to other people’s private and confidential information which could include things like SSNs (or at least the last 4 digits) for all we know. Involving minors.

Fuck Karen Osbourne in the ear with a chainsaw. That is all. 

*remove mask*

I find them cheesy and inauthentic. To each her own.

It is amazing how this show has lasted so long on a premise of hosts yelling out far bigger names than anybody under the hood.

“To be fair, I had no idea what it meant for 20+ years.”

Why do you need to be fair? And why in the world would you think your ignorance let’s somebody else off? It it about you?

As you said, you were lucky you said it in a safe space and not some place you got your nose broken. (I’m not the tough guy, but my dad could…

I hope he knows what the word consequences means.

I used to avoid anything that called for dicing vegetables because I couldn’t be bothered. Then I got a mandoline. Now I avoid anything that calls for dicing vegetables because I’m afraid of the mandoline.