Wait, Alec Baldwin goes to Pizza Hut? Like a normie? That can’t be right.

Carmen, Rafael, Leonardo, Romeo, and Eduardo.

My guess is they had a surrogate.

So Eduardo was born in September? And this is another baby? Is that even possible? Was the new baby 3 months early? Or is this really confusing writing? Or both?

SNL has my number AGAIN!  First the Zillow skit, and now this.  I’m such a cliche!  But at least I’m not alone?

Peanut butter and hot sauce rolled in a tortilla. And by "as a kid" I'm including up to age "today".

Pickle and mayonnaise sandwiches.

Open a package of Jello and eat the powder with a spoon, without the benefit of water. Tangy, sweet, and probably the worst thing you could do to your teeth. 

And milk. Ive ordered a glass a few times at lunch just to see if it really was offputting. It definately seemed to make an impression.

There’s a dive bar in town that sells these.

Hah!  I got the same exact thing, but with fried chicken.  I wasn’t the one who ordered it, but still got the lesson all the same.

Yeah, Page Six taking a big L on this one.

I agree.  I admit, when I first heard that Little Jenny Whatever from GG was going to be in a hard rock band, I rolled my eyes.  Of course, she is.  Another example of a celebrity thinking they have musical talent and no one willing to tell them no.   But I was impressed from the jump.  And they never fell off for…

I can’t understand CGM’s career path. Odd choices like that Louie C.K film and that Max Landis one. But other high profile films like the Kick-Ass films, Carrie, and this one. It’s just not a clear trajectory to me what she wants her career to be like.

They also insist on calling Marilyn Manson a ‘shock rocker’ even though that asshole mall goth hasn’t shocked anyone since the 90s. 

Tomorrow’s Dirt Bag will include an article about “Troop Beverly Hills star Jenny Lewis” and not mention being a musician for the last 25 years.

She’s clearly a musician that also acted once.  Not the other way around.  The Pretty Reckless were really good from day one, in my opinion.  

A PUBLIC UTILITY that you have to PAY FOR is a “hand out” now... 🤔

Of course Machine Gun Kelly wears a lil’ necklace with a drop of Megan Fox’s blood floating in it. Naturally.

Please let Olivia and Harry get married so they can hyphenate their last name as “Wilde-Styles.”