He also has many, many thoughts on Carly Rae Jepsen.

If you like Kuzma’s ceiling more than Tatum’s then you and I simply and completely disagree.

Let’s not forget how bad Rich Paul and Klutch look in all of this.

Cocaine and condoms works, too.

Fair enough. If there’s travel involved, bets are off.

There’s a middle ground on the bachelor party — one I’ve pulled off and one I’ve seen “fathers of the bride” pull off.

Those three guys plus LeBron = ninth place at the moment.

The whole time I was reading this blog I was thinking the exact same thing. 

I’d donate 25 dollars to the RNC if Donald Trump would tweet his skincare routine. 

Oh -- I get it. I was making fun of Kellerman, didn’t mean to shoot the messenger. 

LOL -- How does a quarterback take a play off?

“My kids will know what it’s like to fail and never quit. There are some positives in playing for the Carolina Panthers.”

Someone did, sort of: http://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah/trump-twitter-library

Personally, I don’t think this is funny. A man is dead. Sending thoughts and prayer is the only appropriate response.

I withdraw this comment. 

Diner is a good movie.

This one is for Dennis Young, New Orleans-based freelance writer and editor, whose work I enjoy on the weekend.