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I dunno, I don’t have a problem with it.

Northwestern official: “Zing low, sweet Harriot.”

What was her reason for this post? Jen needs to learn to stay out of the gutter.

It seems somehow perfect that Trevor Bauer attended UCLA but considers himself a diehard Duke basketball fan.

The Clippers got Patrick Beverley, Lou Williams, Sam Dekker, Montrezl Harrell , a protected first-round pick and cash considerations (plus some JAGs) for the end of Chris Paul’s career. They flipped the first rounder (and the end of Jamal Crawford’s career) for Danillo Gallinari.

I learned a word today: “ruched”

Here’s what baffles me:

Apparently his bicycle was not regulation either

Welcome to L.A. Aimee.

Kept his man from going bass line, too. 

I watched the game. Westbrook had a treble-double.

It’s comforting to know that a dude named Wooley has a nice sweater collection.

The fact that a plate of food at a New Jersey Olive Garden sets you back 18 bucks and contains 1900 calories sums up the United States in 2019.

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My alma mater fired its basketball coach today. Here’s a video by a band led by a couple of my fellow Bruins:

If Ley’s mom doesn’t present Ass Team of the Year at the 2019 Deadspin awards it will prove life is meaningless and has no purpose.

Kellen Moore from Boise State?

I cooked this. Third time, I’ve got it down.

This is what happens when you ask Penny for his thoughts. 

I don’t think they see it. When you worship at the altar of job creation, everything is rationalized through that prism.