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From the article (quoting Chicago’s mayor, emphasis mine):

It’s interesting how many conservative billionaires rail against paying taxes and against social programs that benefit those in need, but are all in favor of taking tax dollars to benefit themselves.

I agree with you completely. I tried to make up for it by tracking down some all instrumental metal playlists on Spotify. 

Agree on Firepower.

Gave you the star for suggesting Deafheaven. 

Strippers dance on poles. Flags hang on poles.

I read a lot of running stuff just to help me with my training and have become a huge fan of CD just from the articles I’ve read. She’s heroic.

Agree.

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Today is the 50th anniversary of the release of Beggar’s Banquet.

As an aside, does the fact that people are debating “Who’s the Catch?” in a relationship seem super-messed up to anyone else? Like she’s clearly more famous, but what if they just both compliment each other perfectly. It’s always weird to me that people have to rank one member of a couple superior to the other.

Trae Young doesn’t have to be the next Steph Curry.

I would prefer that no one jerks off in the stall next to me while I’m taking a piss. That said, I would prefer someone jerk off in a stall then in their cubicle.

“Fossil fuel” is what I call Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. 

If this theory had worked, there would have been wide-ranging implications, right?

Do you really need to perform a BAC test on someone attempting to purchase an Egg McMuffin at 5 am with a sock instead of cash? 

I get that.

I think he falls into the category of people who found a niche and turned that into a career. Rovell crafted a persona as “the sports business expert” in the same way that Mel Kiper became “the draft guru.” They both market themselves relentlessly and benefited from what must have been an enlightening revelation when

Hold on! I’m confused. I thought the new Su’a Cravens doll on the anniversary of his death was PROOF that the team is NOT racist, thus, the team name is just for nostalgia. What am I missing here?

Signing a player accused of domestic violence is a very clever way of getting people to forget for a moment that the team’s nickname is racist and offensive.