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I’d rather watch Lamar Jackson run than Joe Flacco pass. 

Jeez — talk about playing the long game.

Would like to point out that In and Out treats employees pretty darn well for a fast food joint. They offer higher pay, better benefits, better hours and more growth opportunities for workers than similar restaurants.

Re: Chiefs vs Pats

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The “Dixon thought he was just offering an opinion” excuse really stinks.

My counter to your argument goes like this:

I love cold pie.

This definitely becomes a network sitcom, right? 

RIP Taylor Negron and Ray Walston

My wife was a Girl Scout through the 12th grade. She’s now in her late 50s. Her troop still gets together once a year to have a picnic and decorate a parade float. Until recently, even the late-70-something troop leaders (RIP/sad face emoji) would participate.

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I sometimes find the hour or so I spend in the airport bar after I’ve cleared TSA and checked in for my flight to be the most relaxing moments of an entire trip. I’m free to drink to excess and the people watching is excellent. Heaven is finding a spot at the bar with a clear view of some random NFL game and the

I hope Barrymore Suez the pants off of them.

How much Kraken? How much sugar? How much butter? How much water? Thanks in advance!

I read that as the judge would find anyone overtly reacting in contempt of court and that the bailiffs would arrest them.

Stabbed in the back by an airline magazine.

Cowherd’s appeal truly eludes me.

In college football, the quality of a team’s fandom is measured by how much hospitality they show towards visiting fans — not how much hostility. I’ve followed my team to Tuscaloosa, Seattle, Tempe, Berkeley, Eugene and so on and the best home fans are the ones who spot you wearing your team’s colors and instead of

Having a goat follow me is really one of my pet peeves.