Professional athletes are easy targets for robbers because their travel plans are easily accessed. Basketball and baseball players are often on the road for weeks at a time and you don’t have to look any farther than the team’s schedule to know when they won’t be home.

C’mon Barry, no reason to Rush to judgment. 

This whole story is counter-intuitive. 

When Mark Wahlberg’s phone rings and he sees it’s Jenny McCarthy calling, do you think he answers or lets it go to voice mail?

Casino

I saw Ain’t Too Proud at the Ahmanson in L.A. a few weeks ago and Otis (who serves as both character and narrator) comes off as a nuanced character. He more or less acknowledges that he wasn’t the most talented member of the group, but maybe he was the steadiest. It’s clear in the show that he wasn’t who everyone was…

You lost the best, how much did you have to shell out?

More than anything else, he’s a standup comic, that’s how he got his start.

My choice for a reboot would be Friday the 13th.

And people scoffed when the Clippers hired Lee Jenkins. 

Take that, Lakers fans. Who’s winning the off-season now?

If you get enough fiber in your diet, you don’t have to force it. 

Pretend that sentence is being shouted by an apoplectic and almost-out-of-breath Gus Johnson and it makes much more sense.

Hugh Freeze is not going to let you bad mouth the United States of America.

I agree. This was just a Loccident waiting to happen. 

I’d just like to add that the politicians who pushed this deal through likely won’t be in office 10 or 20 years from now when the deal is finally assessed. Until then, they’re going to bask in the glow of being the guys who brought the Sox to town.

Braun: “I’m just happy we got the win. This is exactly how you want to kick off the new year.” 

Bruce Springsteen name dropped “Burt Reynolds and his black Trans Am” in the song “Cadillac Ranch.” I was in high school when Smokey and the Bandit came out and that was one bitchin’ car. 

Dammit, now I feel stupid (and contagious).