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We are in total agreement.

I believe her. 

You are absolutely right.

I screwed up ... I guess this is in the article. 

Ooops ... my bad. I skimmed.

This seems relevant to the topic at hand. Serie A is no longer on Bein Network (that’s been known since the end of last season). It’s on ESPN (that was just announced).

I must confess, I’m torn.

I read that headline wrong -- I thought she was marrying an old guy with money. 

I would like to reassure the original letter writer that at least one person (whose name rhymes with “Stork Pencino’s Brick Belt”) appreciates drink and dessert suggestions. Sometimes I know what I want to drink, sometimes I’m glad someone suggested one of the bartender’s special concoctions. Don’t worry, I don’t feel

I’m reading Mother American Night by John Perry Barlow and Robert Greenfield. It’s Barlow’s memoir.

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Step into my parlor said the spider to the human fly ...

This is a great one. Thought TTD was destined to long term greatness when this came out. 

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UCLA opened football practice today. It’s hard for me to believe that our coach is Chip Kelly. With that in mind, let me present the “Solid Gold Sound of the UCLA Marching Band” as they open the Rolling Stones show at Staples Center with a cover of “Satisfaction.”

I have to admit, Darnold looked good in his first day of practice. This picture of him downfield blocking for his tight end really shows his dedication.

Seems like the fact that Steven Birnbaum showed up to make friends with folks is evidence that the work is being done. I commend him.

I know that guy 

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She is also not quite sure if her grandfather is actually Spartacus. She’s pretty sure, but ... 

It’s been a crummy summer for the Sixers. It started with the public humiliation and ultimate canning of their GM, produced exactly squat in free agency except whatever pride can be taken from merely having a meeting with LeBron’s agent, included a “thanks but no thanks” from their former GM’s mentor, featured a

I get it, it’s a lame joke. But you don’t have to get all testy about it.

Just finishing the Tour de France takes balls -- or “a ball” as the case may be.