Being a Browns fan and straight edge has got to be pretty tough.

My takeaway from all this is that apparently The Sporting News still exists. I assumed it disappeared when box scores went online.

What’s a Catch and Release: The Story of Dez Bryant and the Cowboys

I completely agree with you ... my only quibble is that I’d have included the entire cast of Stand By Me. River Phoenix was the best actor of the four and gave arguably the best performance, but all four boys were good. In fact, for Wil Wheaton, Corey Feldman and Jerry O’Connell it’s arguably their best performances. 

After reading Deadspin the past few days, I can’t imagine how tough it would be to root for the Jets and the Mets.

Nice work, Dave.

I find this worth revisiting:

There is a difference between enjoying watching a game and rooting for your team and caring deeply about what’s said at “media day.”

This phrasing gives me more joy than it should, really:

Or we could just cancel conference media days altogether because when you add up all the conferences and all the stories by all the sportswriters who attend all the conference media days the end result is nothing the least bit useful or interesting. The fact that Bryce Love plans to attend medical school might be the…

I would pay $37.18 for a video of Stephen Baldwin’s toast to the young couple. I’d pay more for of video of Uncle Alex’s toast.

McCourt came out of the whole affair just fine, naturally—as part of the terms of the sale, he has a luxury box of his own at Dodgers Stadium for as long as Guggenheim owns the team

Nobody feels sorry for Thomas Markle?

Oh well.

I made this today. Used a little more than a pound of chicken breast and used a slightly better version of mushroom soup than Campbell’s. I used Stove Top stuffing — the cornbread version.

Meth Puppets is an excellent band name.

I feel really horrible about this but “Ms. Chumpson” made me laugh out loud.

Throw in anti-vaxxer and you’ve got the Four Horseman of the Smugopalypse. 

This result probably makes for a better final. If Croatia’s midfield did this to England, Pogba and those guys might’ve steamrolled them.

I made this dish on Sunday. Some thoughts: