Sorry for my ignorance but what does “reduced” look like? No liquid, some liquid? I’m just not sure. This recipe sounds great and I want to get it right.

If you squint, it’s like you’re at a Mets game.

Somewhere up there, Charles Bronson is looking down with a knowing nod and smiling.

Scottie Pippen would’ve known the score.

From when bands thought videos were selling out:

I’m fucking sick to death of hedge fund managers.

I’m trying to figure out why the NCAA cares about people tweeting about their games.

Hey-it’s-legal-now-so-I’m-gonna-try-some-pot amateurs are starting to ruin things for us lifelong professional stoners. People leaving their edibles where their kids can find them, people sparking up on airplanes — fuck man ... get high responsibly

Oh man, I’m with you.

Or the writer of a Funbag letter of the week.

Pretty sure everyone looks at porn once in a while, but you can’t do it out in the open. You’ve got to hyde that shit.

Just so you know, UCLA didn’t lose to Florida in the FF that year. They lost to Memphis (with Derrick Rose).

That actually is a pretty cool idea. I mean, they could tinker with the 4&15 to make sure it’s not too easy — 4&20 works just as well — but the theory is really interesting.

I think Alfred Aboya is coaching at Mississippi State under Ben Howland. I think he’s been a grad assistant because I saw a tweet that said he just finished his graduate degree down there.

Muhammad Ali

Freakishly healthy if you don’t count the fact that Mbah a Moute — who averaged 25 minutes a game during the regular season and is a guy they count on to guard KD — has a dislocated shoulder.

One of the big concerns is that the Rockets were playing just about seven guys anyway. They weren’t going too deep on the bench. They are going to need someone to step up and eat some of those minutes.

I realize it’s mostly besides the point, but is anyone else just the least bit curious how this guy got 2.5 million dollars in debt? What the fuck did he spend two and a half million dollars on?

These letters are what happens when you write with your hat on backwards.