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When the public announcer asks fans to stand and remove their hats for the playing of the national anthem causing half a team to walk off the field back into the locker room it might make for a more profound statement than players simply taking a knee. Or if the team is in the locker room and only half the team comes

In California, if a restaurant doesn’t have a liquor license it’s illegal for them to allow customers to BYOB.

You are a way more attentive viewer than I am.

Will there ever be the option to watch sports without the announcers?

299 episodes with pretty good ratings and you are the first person I’ve ever encountered who watch, too. I’m guessing one more season because the entire cast is up for contract renewal after this year. I’ll be fine — there are reruns on all the time.

No one really knows this but CBS has a show called Criminal Minds that’s entering its 14th season. The first episode of next season will be number 300. That’s a lot of episodes for a show that no one seems to watch.

As soon as he’s old enough to buy some guns, this guy is gonna shoot up a school or church.

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FWIW - He stands in opposition to Donald Trump:

(I left my post before I read yours and wrote almost exactly the same thing — right down to noting the cashiers are cool.)

I go to that location sometimes and, in all honesty, I have a hard time finding anyone who works there to actually help me out with anything. They all seem to have perfected the “walk fast and don’t make any eye contact” method of avoiding customers. I never sense any veiled hostility there, just complete

You don’t know how much you’ll miss Bobby until Bobby takes a day off. Glad your back, Bobby.

Wrong place, wrong time.

I understand the how, where and when Casey got fired. What seems to be missing is the y.

I thought Tom Brady destroyed his cell phone?

Scientific fact: While the total number of Earths is incalculable due to the infinite nature of the universe, there are exactly zero Earths where it is advisable to cook chicken in a dishwasher.

Hold on a just one damn second:

Well, I’d say those teams were full of great players — but their lineups weren’t orchestrated by the players themselves as James, Wade and Bosh did in Miami and then Durant sort of did with GSW.

To be fair. LeBron invented the Superfriends approach and that’s how he got his first two rings. I’m not arguing for Jordan over James, btw — just noting that Durant/GSW took a page out of LeBron’s South Beach playbook.