And someone fucking up copy-editing isn’t part of it. Otherwise Jalopnik would be the headquarters of the SS.

I like Hyundai’s solution of showing a blind-spot camera when you use the turn signal (yeah, we know this wouldn’t help BMW drivers).

I feel like my Bolt has just the right amount of hard controls. Do wish for a fire suppressor button though :)

25 years ago I worked as a valet, the 2 takeaways from that job was 1) a lot more people than you think drive drunk at 3 in the afternoon and 2) there are a tremendous amount of guns left under the drivers seats of parked cars.

The recent $1 gas prices were a total anomaly caused by a lack of demand driven by covid’s economic impacts.

Alright folks this is the best comment of the day. We’re shutting this shit down. No other comments needed.

It’s pretty clever really, when you consider the truckers want to end “man dates”...

I grew up in the family auto repair shop and then became an engineer and went to work in the auto industry. Oh, did I catch hell from my cousins.

It is  not a flamethrower, it’s a door key!

The obvious answer is to dump them in the ocean like we do other waste.

Money laundering?

‘64 impala from Repo Man

You should try the Saw Mill River Parkway next. If you think the Merritt would cause daily pileups, the Saw Mill will blow your mind. During heavy commute times it’s like a paved roller coaster for cars.

I hear professional welders work some wonders as well.

I had the pleasure of driving the Merritt on the Friday afternoon of a 4th of July weekend.  I’m shocked that there aren’t daily 10-20 car pileups on the Merritt.

I don’t understand why there is no truck/commercial vehicle/U-Haul idiot setting on GPS apps. So much of this shit is people blindly following the damn app.

I hope someone recovered the microchips.

If our laws were enforced in the name of safety, things would look a lot different on our roads... sadly, they are mostly about revenue.

I work with a guy from very rural Mississippi. The CEO was doing a rah-rah speech. At the end he talked about the biggest challenge being that we had lost people and had tons of positions to fill and was asking for suggestions.

Neutral: Are you sure you’re not looking for a ‘64 Buick Skylark?