Obligatory...

Or a boom truck.

Did anyone even say “hold my beer” first? I feel like that’s protocol for something like this.

“161 crashes. 161!”

The more experienced you are with a table saw, the more likely you’ll lose a finger with it.  

The PCM didn't have a fuse, or any kind of reverse current protection? I feel like "plug in battery backwards" is a failure mode most products would account for, even cars