That's just the sort of thing Big Clown wants you to believe.

Justice Antonin Scalia, on the other hand, was basically high fived for having nine children during his confirmation hearing.

The internet responds: "Geez! If you didn't want me to threaten your life and the lives of your family, you would have thought about it before you decided to be a woman who expresses her opinion in the media. I mean, what were you thinking!"

I love you, Edith!

All I want for my birthday is for Emma Thompson to get drunk and take off her shoes. I feel like I could write poetry about how much I love this woman.

My bourbon, butter, and chocolate diet is looking better every day!

Wait, Lord Grantham is Turkish?! That explains so much about Lady Mary's interest in Mr. Pamuk.

This August, coming from the producers of Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo and My 600-lb Life —

Ellen Page came out when she says she came out. Fin!

For some reason the discussion of stereotypes made me think of this

Do people actually have sex on demand no matter what? That seems harder to imagine.

When I first saw this on Twitter I thought it was about Ellen DeGeneres and I was very confused.

I am not gay, so this is only a reflection of what I have been told, but two of my closest friends are queer and prefer the terminology "gay" and "queer" to reflect a less rigid definition of sexuality, even though one of them refers to herself "technically bi" in private and the other goes through long periods of…

Wow! You are one cool dude.

My advice to Girl Scouts (in California, at least):

Shit like this always reminds me of the time when I was at a casino's blackjack table (don't judge). This was 2004, and Missouri had just passed one of those anti-marriage equality constitutional amendments. Naturally, this was the topic of the table. So this woman says, "I don't like their lifestyle, but what's…

I don't subscribe to this point of view.

I'm going to reserve my outrage for a few days until we get the inevitable "It was a prank/fake/viral marketing" announcement.