Honestly, it took me a few minutes to figure out what he meant. Creative spelling.

Cheap was what I was going for. Also useful when you have no bong.

1. Foil.

"If we celebrated food for what it should be celebrated for, women would just naturally rise to the top"

Also an awesome name for a band.

I think the funniest part of this is that there is a place called "Whipsnade Zoo."

"The House of Honey Boo Boo dressed as royal members of House Kardashian for Halloween. And then, the summer sun descended into the horizon for the last time, and the age of the Long Winter befell the land."

Here you go.

I bet he knows. He probably left that accidentally-on-purpose.

BOBBY??

Does Gladys ever stop complaining? She has a serious bug up her butt for sure.

I know very few Jennifers but a shit-ton of Lisas. That pretty much establishes my age right there.

Not sure why she is trying to make it happen. I would think it would be much less exhausting to just keep writing pop music for other people (which she can obviously do) and watch the checks roll in. But that's just me.

All moms are exactly the same and like exactly the same thing, i.e., poorly written fanfic with sex scenes. Because motherhood.

WHO WAS PHONE?

I want to live on a dessert island.

On the plus side, it is nice to know that celebrity's kids are having normal kid lives. But I get that it doesn't require celebrity magazine coverage.

Where'd You Go Bernadette by Maria Semple.
Tell the Wolves I'm Home by Carol Rifka Brunt (I think?).
These are the one I've read recently that I really enjoyed.