“People said I was crazy, but I found a piece of hat with Alan Grant’s DNA on it, so I did what any rational scientist would do - I created a perfect clone of Alan Grant. Thousands, actually. And I built a theme park where these Grant clones get to run free, in their natural habitat”

In my game Martha Wayne had floating eyeballs and teeth instead of a face. No wonder Joe Chill killed her! But yeah, that’s a pretty big change from the standard depiction of her.

Right? That show was the best. The episode with Busta Rhymes (“Flipmode”) was one of the greatest and most memorable moments in all of television.

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He did it for America.

Same here. For once, I want to be proven very very wrong. Hopes are stretched thin due to past experiences though. xD

I MUSTN’T RUN AWAY, I MUSTN’T RUN AWAY, I MUSTN’T RUN AWAY. FATTTTTTTTTTTTTHER! *awkward masturbation scene*

Indeed!

I think the origin of the stilted dialogue lies in the fact that the script is originally Japanese. Many expressions and sentence patterns do not translate well between Japanese and English, especially when the translators need to fit the dialogue into timed cutscenes.

My problem with recent FFs is the dialogue, to be honest. The writing. It’s very anime, and for me it clashes severely with the realistic visuals. Think of the FFX laughing scene... and then re-do it in your mind with sprites or as an anime. Works better, doesn’t it?

That is the most perfectly awesome idea I can imagine! We should get a kickstarter going to raise some money for this! Shouldn’t be too hard to raise the budget money, what do you think, 100 million or so? We can make this happen!

I could get behind this if he just goes totally off the rails, like no attempt at all for historical accuracy. Like Washington fights with a sword and shield while wearing nothing but a speedo and his powered wig (as one does). And he is joined by his ally/love interest Betsy Ross, who in this version is a manic pixie…

Give it a little tappy, tap tap taparoo.

His mom is gonna freak.