God forbid anyone wanted a pretty version with gameplay they actually enjoyed, rather than FFXV again.

You really think so?

Hopefully it includes a lot of pseudo-science and the REAL La-le-lu-le-lo. We have the butts; but we need more.

Final Fantasy is so far gone from what made me love the series. To me, the last few have been Final Fantasy games in name only. Maybe it’s that I’m closing in on 30 years old, but if younger people today enjoy boy-band-wedding-dress-shopping simulator, then there’s not much hope that the series will be able to draw me…

So who’s Keyser Soze?

But we all know that map will be broken into pieces with each piece leading to the other piece in sequentially harder to get to locations

“I remember one day in the summer of 1914, in the deserts of north africa, the tank’s treads would slip and spin trying to get through that damnable sand, throwing the stuff every bloody where. Private Jameson in the gunner seat over said something to Sergeant Reginald about no chances but I couldn’t quite make it out…