Thank you, I thought I was the only one. This “art style” doesn’t look much better than KOF XIV in my opinion. On top of that the animations look stiff and the particle effects are just nasty. With games like the new Guilty Gear/DBFZ and even SFV out there this looks really rough in comparison.

I have never seen a Japanese homage to western animation quite like this.

EXT. SPENCER MANSION — DUSK

I can’t believe there are still Great Ape War deniers in this day and age. Next they’ll start saying “K.Rool did nothing wrong.” Ya buncha Manky sympathizers!

I was on the fence about getting this, but the final straw for me was that in the videos and lets plays I’ve seen of the game, it seems like you just end up running around the map killing all the armies on your own. Or with one or two officers helping you out.

Wasn’t the whole point of Dynasty Warriors that you are…

I think he’s doing pretty well considering what he went through to get here.

“Available spring, 2027.”

“there’s a plot.”

And it sounds disturbingly similar to Peppa Pig.

Totally agree. They are pulling a KOFXIV and killing this game before it even has a chance. I mean the characters being so popular will keep it on life support for a while, but when you have games like Guilty Gear Xrd, Inustice 2, and hell even UMVC3, this just looks like garbage in comparison.

I’m glad he didn’t panic and channel yamcha instead

Oh you poor deluded consumer. This is just the beginning. You are in the center of an advertising arms race and it’s time developers stepped up their game. Last year it was all about trailers misrepresenting a game’s scope and features. BEHOLD the next wave of weaponized marketing! We give you: Entire playable…

There’s a dog?

Ok so, the “Gold Saucer” is not actually a seperate area? It’s just a slightly changed Altissia? It’s not even a new environment? But they call it “Gold Saucer?” I... just... I... my... brain... huuuurts.

Maybe you’re right, I should give it another try.

This reminds me a lot of “Drunk History.” They tried to turn it into a show but it immediately lost its charm and wasn’t funny because the actors were not famous comedians and no one was actually drunk. Without Conan it’s no different than any random “Lets Play” on youtube.

Plus the shops in the game take American Express... which... just raises all sorts of questions.

He will but only in the form of a moldy treasure map hidden behind a painting in the attic of a mansion deeded to his illegitimate grandchildren upon his death.

Personally I hope you are already playing it and that you take all the time you need to finish it, even if that means I have to wait until after its release to get the scoop on it.