We don’t eat at Waffle House.

You’re safe.

Seriously. What’s the world coming to when you can’t just cater to your unfounded fears with the ultimate goal of creating further division and animosity? Sheesh.

Are you people chiming in about how CBS is right to protect their copyright aware that they totally have the option to grant license to use their material? They don’t have to completely shut shit down to protect that IP, you know. It wouldn’t weaken the strength of their copyright. That isn’t how any of this works.

For the first time ever I am actually interested in a Transformers movie. Considering I am a huge TF fan, that says a lot.

They also look distinct from one another and aren’t just walking exploding junkyards. Amazing what a difference it makes having a director with a goddamn eye for animation makes. 

This is something I wouldn’t mind being a soft reboot.

Hey look, I can see what the robots are actually doing when they’re fighting each other...how neat.

Thanks for the kind words, Evan.  I’m still working, albeit more slowly than before.  The next series, Stars Over Sand, will be apolitical but very existential, and mostly set in wilderness.  Three out of five issues are done.  This makes me want to work!  -- Paul

He has a networth of $3.5 million dollars at the age of 24. He made content for 6 years, and is worth more money already at the age most people graduate college. He can do whatever the fuck he wants now with his accumulated wealth and start a new business venture.

It’s like they said in SANDMAN, the price of getting what you want is that you get the thing that you ONCE wanted.