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Chill Pope is Chill 

I honestly couldnt care less about the layout, but stop fucking asking me if i want to subscribe to the newsletter. Fuck right the fuck off with that 

shocked pikachu face

Not rude at all. 

Romain Grosjean, leader of the Grand Prix Drivers Association

The other one was in a city about an hours bus ride away on the other side of Pittsburgh. I had planned to book two one way flights and cancel the return if i bought one of the cars. One was at the Audi dealer and one was at a mercedes dealer. Same year, same spec, 8k less miles. The only reason i didnt approach them…

The car had been on the lot for 2 months, and It was 900 miles away from where i live, which i had made clear at the beginning of my shopping. Im not going to wait until i fly across the country to figure out how much im going to pay for the car.... 

I honestly thought the same until I spoke to the guy on the phone and he was just as inept. It was february in the northeast So i sked what tires the car had, in case i wanted to swap them out for all seasons or whatever. His response: “They are Michelins” “Ok but what model? Are they all season or summer tires?”…

You’d fit in great at a dealership... 

Heres a paraphrased email conversation I had with an Audi dealer about a used Audi that I wanted to buy.

Well that’s good to hear

uhhh tell that to Audi and Porsche. Their 4.0L is an absolute beast of an engine

Its far too wide. Because its a DOHC engine with a 90 degree Vee, its a very wide engine, and needs a lot of space. That’s why it was perfect for Caddies. It may have been able to fit into the front of the C7 with a bulging hood, but in general its just not a very compact engine. Normally with Twin turbos you can…

anecdote aside, you get a star for that pun. 

..have you ever met GM? The TT in the ZO6 wont be a blackwing, it will just be a twin turbo version of the same 5.5L. Theres no way a hot-vee would fit in the ass end of a Corvette. 

wait, when did that Duck Dynasty cosplayer come back into the stor(e)y. I thought he was fired from the company after a particularly batshit twitter tirade

Hm. 

Have you ever met an old Porsche owner?