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My dad inherited a 1029 Marmon Sixteen that i thought was just the coolest thing on earth. They used to test every single engine/chassis at Indianapolis Motor Speedway at 100mph+ for an hour before signing off on the car to be sold. 

I know that im better, i used to play Forza 

Great, now Jalopnik is going the way of Deadspin. “Stick to cars!” shouts the herb.

Yup. that fact is obvious. Its obvious to everyone. Especially Republicans. They dont care. Couldnt give two shits whether or not hes telling the truth. As long as they maintain their side money from corporations and super PACs, the NRA, they could care less whether or not hes not a gigantic waste of oxygen and

Sadly we live in a day and age where the dumber the statement, the more reach it has. It is the movie idiocracy IRL 

Exactly.

He could also be foreseeing the need for more quality control with the truck, and more quality control means more workers. More workers means more payroll, so building in the midwest where labor is cheap might be key. Also might be trying to give midwesterners more of a familiarity with Tesla, which are pretty much

considering how many Minnesotans own boats, that’s a tall ask.
I realize that metaphor makes no sense, but i couldn’t come up with a better one.

Which of the Diesel Dorks are you? I cant keep them straight 

They would also only inventory trucks with full leather packages, infotainement upgrades, panel trim options, and plenty of other crap you don’t actually want in the name of increased profits, then wonder why nobody wants to buy them.

ahhh, gotcha. Thanks for the clarification.

Fuck man,i remember trying to convince my parents when i was 16 that I NEEDED a lifted, 40in tire Ranger with an engine that had every cheap bolt-on part imaginable and didn’t have a single square foot of body panel that was free of a vinyl or plastic chrome bit stuck to it. Was green with orange flames. Gah i still

Also, did the trade agreements change? If this thing is being made in Mexico wouldn’t it be subject to the Chicken Tax?

Wait, you drove around Beverly Hills in a sick lambo and didn’t vlog it? Revving it at stop lights, first gear rips up the crowded streets? Then posting that vlog to youtube with a title all in capital letters and an exciting thumbnail? 

oh hell fucking yes 

I was drooling reading this entire article. The things that have done with this car are so innovative it bottles my mind. The creative packaging, the face-slapping how-was-it-not-obvious solutions to how they were going to make these ideas happen is just incredible. 

Good gord that is nice to look at. It even has side mirrirs and normalish sized wheels, its not a ridiculous photoshop or a concept that “will strongly influence the production model” 

No, i think he meant the G80 is having an extra-marital affair with the new accounting intern.

specifically darker chrome. Bright chrome is too overused in plastic hub caps. 

That is the most Orlovian answer possible