To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

No, fuck this guy. The cop is doing his job, you got a problem with that take it up with his CO. I didn’t like the bread at the bakery this morning, so let me go ahead and drop kick the cashier.

This is what American cops are afraid will happen if they couldn’t shoot anyone that looks at them funny.

I have to admit, I love the disdain that W clearly has for him.

I’ll be honest, my grandfather had that exact same jacket and physique. It is the official uniform of the “I think I was a badass back in the day” brand of Old Man. At least G.W. Bush was actually an aviator (cowardly dodging actual combat not withstanding). (My gramps was a ball turret gunner whose plane was shot…

Want to know how many police officers are employed in various parts of the country and compare that against crime rates? Want to know how much revenue is brought in from parking tickets and the cost to collect? Want to know what percentage of Americans suffer from diagnosed depression and how much the government…

HA! I was going for Guy but ended up looking more like Van Halen’s Mike Anthony.

Yep, anyone can compensate for their small penis in any way they choose. Big truck, ignorant take on the internet. So many options. You probably drive an F350

It must be real pleasant being an unabashed moron. I can only imagine the perks.

Nobody gives a shit if you watch or not. Soccer will keep being the most popular sport on earth just fine.

Maybe there’s a reason why: Bad “satire” is bad.

Yes, but that’s mostly because the Holocaust Centers just didn’t have the backstock...

He’s a doctor. He didn’t choose to be a public figure, dude; he’s not Justin Bieber. He’s just a doctor who wanted to go home so he could treat his patients. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Riiiiight...but this “public figure” was literally dragged into the limelight, screaming, and against his will.

If I had known that United was doing random beat downs I would’ve purchased a ticket for Sean Spicer.

Hitler never re-accommodated innocent people like these people just did.

Blowing two saves on Opening Day after all the ballyhoo over Mark Melancon being the catch-all solution has to be an omen. A wonderful, gas-can omen.

“I got 99 problems and 22 of them are Redford’s kettle rankings.”

The best variety of chip is the Muncho. Anyone who says otherwise is a preening elitist.