I know it's mostly in jest, but really what does love, nonetheless Valentine's Day, have to do with marriage? I love celebrating love, going out to dinner and buying lingerie included (and sex toy shop visits...) but have no plans to get married, ever. Honestly, the more I hear about people becoming less interested in…

That sounds like heaven.

Funny (well, not funny) how easily threatened and dismissive many men are, you would think they would realize that they are being insulting to themselves. I always want to say something like, "Oh, your masculinity is so fragile that you have to avoid addressing women in fear of your storage of testosterone…

You are probably me.

"The Katy Perry of paranoia." God, I love you.

Hearted, and yes, this needs to be made.

Neither do I. While I might not go for opera gloves, I would wear the shit out of any one of those dresses pictured.

This is what I ALWAYS tell anti-choicers who try to argue with me about making it illegal in the US. They deny it, and when i tell them to look up the statistics, they refuse. Surprise.

Jen is actually the guy, Kira is the girl.

This is the cutest cat video I have ever seen and, trust me, I have seen many.

"I'm cumming!" God I love you, Alan.

Holllaaa!

Thanks so much, these comments really help.

Well, New Years sucked. I woke up in excruciating pain from hurting my back at work, lied in bed all day until i got some percocet from a friend. Got high and drank a bit with my best friend before dressing up and going to my boyfriend's house party. My boyfriend got drunk and, as he does almost every time he gets…

If you have olive skin, the champagne absolutely- it's gorgeous, and you can pull it off. ABSOLUTELY. (Sorry, I get really passionate about lingerie...)

Awoman.

agreed

You're right, good eye!

You rock.

Krampusnacht is the best holiday celebration I have ever witnessed/participated in.