Ha!

Which is good advice for anyone.

ALICE COOOPER!? Supported Bush TWICE???? I am quite put out!

Well good going, Florida Family Association and Lowe's, now people who previously had not heard of or seen the show will check it out. Like me. Thanks for providing publicity and sparking my interest!

Um, Kreayshawn, have you been living under a rock until now? No, seriously, how is that even a question?

Hear, hear.

"I also told him that as long as the pay gap still exists, I feel fine getting my drinks payed for thankyouverymuch."

THIS.

"But I think by repeating this "whatever makes her happy" mantra every time there is a story about plastic surgery, we are missing out on an important discussion." THIS. This so often bothers me about posts on Jezebel, because how choices are informed by our environment is ignorantly overlooked.

"But I think by repeating this "whatever makes her happy" mantra every time there is a story about plastic surgery, we are missing out on an important discussion." THIS. This so often bothers me about posts on Jezebel, because how choices are informed by our environment is ignorantly overlooked.

People, I am so hungry just from reading this thread. I love turkey (I definitely don't think it tastes like cardboard) but I appreciate the "just fucking cook it" advice. I am cooking a turkey by myself for the first time this year and I admit it has brought up anxieties. I am brining mine, and after accidentally not…

This. Is. A. Sin. The dark meat is without a doubt the best! It has more flavor, it's softer and juicier, and it has more nutrients. I ALWAYS claim a drumstick for myself, happy to leave the other poor fools to chow down on their bland breast meat.

Ha, not hardly. This is the only thing going on in my life besides my shitty job, but it is a lot of fun. :)

So ladies, I found a few great song contenders for a solo piece in my burlesque troop's show...all are slow, retro jazzy feel and the piece centers around stripping. I'm trying to decide: back up girl dancers who I lead in a coy dance/naughty strip, or just me and some prop men to fawn over me? I can't wait to…

I'm right there with you, I don't find him attractive at all.

I use Rainbow henna, you can find it at health food stores like Whole Foods; however, there are several different kinds with different varieties of coler. The thing about henna is it won't lighten your hair at all, so as a dark brunette, expect a red henna to more give your hair a reddish sheen, or make you a dark…

Henna FTW! It looks way more natural, it's safer, makes my hair feel thicker and softer...I lurve it.

You forgot the hole-in-the-sheet...

I LOVE Amy Poehler. I'm watching the latest episode of Parks and Rec, and I actually just laughed so hard I choked on my own spit and started coughing uncontrollably. Now that's comedy.

What a catch! *vomit*