Same. This book was probably my favorite as a kid. It was so damn trippy. It was like, my prerequisite to acid.

As someone who is socially awkward at times, especially in stressful or exhausting situations, I kind of understand those cartwheels.

I’ll take Anna’s Solid Snake sexy body pillow if she doesn’t want it. (Or was that Sexy Big Boss?)

Ghostbusters was SO GOOD! During the big final battle scene, there’s a shot of Kate McKinnon running in slo-mo toward a bunch of ghosts, guns drawn, and the Ghostbusters theme song is blasting while she does it. For the first time in my life, I felt what I imagine little boys feel at superhero movies. “That could be…

Firm “nerp” here.

British men are born in their 40s.

Came here for this. Anxiously refreshing the MP :(

Also, men who don’t realize how gendered food and food-sharing are. She’s a “pig” now. Fucking hell.

I’m Perd Hapley, and the thing you are about to read, is an article.

How iz ostralya formed?

I don’t know, but the subtext is: look how shitty of a writer you can be and still work for Vanity Fair if you’re a middle aged white guy.

As someone who spent years with a go bag in her trunk for the bad days (and who regularly purges her worldly belongings), I can identify with the action in this article, if not the rather purple prose.

Wow. You know, I’m also struggling with these issues. Parts of this spoke to me intensely, other parts I didn’t relate to at in the slightest, because the author and I are different people, with different experiences, even though we seem to share some common ground. But I’m damn sure not going to tear her down or be…

This girl can fuck right off. I had an ex tell me to kill myself when I was struggling. This shit is unacceptable.

Her podcast “Two Dope Queens” is pretty amazing as well

Stacey self-identifies as a white man. Don’t shame her.

It’s hard to be the exact same age as somebody if you’re not the same age as them down to the year.

“a video in which no one is being physically violated”

That’s only because your daughter is too young to know that by loving Ghostbusters with girls, she is ruining some nerd’s childhood.