Although I don't remember this, once after coming home from the bars I was so drunk that I was trying to put on my jacket once when we got INSIDE. When I finally got it on after much struggling, I announced that I was going to bed. I woke up in only my jeans. So...

@SylviaPlathWasFramed: That's amazing. Hearted.

@likethestore: Seriously. Like being on your period and ruining his sheets.

@lindzimae: Once passed out in a corset. So, yeah.

@LLisCool: Thank you.

Be less afraid. Be more confident and adamant. Get tested regularly and use protection every goddamn time, even if he complains. Blackout less.

@Medicinals: I knew I knew that from somewhere!

@Snarfblat: Wow. That turned me on in no time at all.

@thePrototype: If, as the article states, these specific implants aren't yet even on the market in the U.S., it's safe to say butt implants are not the same thing. In any case, silicone does disintegrate in the body- though perhaps slower in these implants than in others- it is an inevitable process. Also, I would not…

@thePrototype: silicone implants perpetually leech silicone gel residue, which causes a sort of slime on the outside edges- it will leech silicone into the tissue surrounding the implant. But especially if there is a rupture, and eventually all silicone gel implants rupture- it will definitely leak into other areas of…

@elanha: I am at home for Christmas holiday and, without fail, every time I come home I feel like a 12 year old. Next year, doing something else.

@Lais Riberio: "cannot rupture or leak."

@MagsCO: HA. hearted.

@Miss_Thumbelina_Coquette: my hometown in Alaska. I've traveled so much all my life, but I still hate it. I'm predicting getting shloshed on the plane to make it easier.

@elijabet: Awwww! Shut up, biological clock!

I can't WAIT to drag my suitcase in the freezing cold to the bus station at 4 am to go to the airport and catch my flight and travel for 13 hours. It's gonna be sooooo fun.

@kittyclaws: I chewed up the inside of my cheeks on my birthday (hello, X) and the wounds got infected and became the biggest canker sores in the world. Absolute hell for over a week. So my advice is, keep that mouth clean and don't irritate it! Also, either ice or warm water with a little salt can be soothing.

Heading home for Christmas. Planned to meet up with the guy I'm sort of seeing before I left, but when I last texted him the night we were going to meet up he never texted me back. Still no word, which is unlike him. Grr. Frustrated, and frustrated at myself for caring.

@Eldritch: only for the purpose of showing off the ass or hiding lines under a clingy dress. IMO, thongs=/=casual wear.

@Technicolor Jan Stenerud: WIN.