That was a good fucking show. Pembleton & Bayliss ruled.

I learned this from True Romance (in a very Tarantino way). Thought it was fairly common knowledge.

But I’m Sicilian!

Cue Elaine Benes voice

Soldiers have better trigger discipline as well.

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A

Also possibly blowing out their eardrums with the blast sound being contained in the car.

Yeah, I love the ‘That could’ve been me!’ crowd.

I just feel bad for the ones with (sometimes multiple) dogs. I mean damn, give Fido some effing space.

Look at you, seeing the future and shit.

I don’t know why you had to ask, but I a guess it could’ve been a backwards visor.

Trump’s so thirsty and gets nothing to show for it.

This means we’re getting ‘Freedom Fries’ again, isnt it?

Yeah I got 10 sec in before I pulled the ripcord.

Yeah, I always thought Trump got his personality inspiration from Gordon Gekko in Wall-Street. However, I’m noticing more similarities with another character in a movie released that same year (1987) --- Al Capone (Untouchables). He seems to want to be a loud, fearsome, opulance obsessed mafia don.

Probably. Alcohol reduces people to children pretty quickly.

Some Christians should just wear a cafeteria tray instead of a cross.

You know....a toe tag printed on a sock....

Just be sure you go to Jared first.