I see you Leeroy Jenkins.

Downloaded the audio book of The Hike today before walking my dog through the woods. Greatest bad choice I have made. This is some dark twisty shit.

I’ll just leave this here (from George Carlin):

It should be part of their fucking platform at this stage its so transparent.

He’s practically a mint julep resting on a fainting couch at this stage.

Yeah I wouldnt ditch Predator for To Catch a Predator either.

That’s a good 2-for-1 hustle!

I remember being in line at the Paramount in Boston waiting to order (long line on a weekend, so it was almost an hour) and when the lady in front of me was called to order, she asked if they had something not on the fucking menu we’ve all been staring at the whole time.

‘A Few Bad Men’

Like it’s all fucking football or something. We’re trying to solve the healthcare crisis, and they’re tearing off their shirts and smearing “GO GOP!!!” across their bellies in grease paint.

You could take it a step further and wear to your own funeral. I’d like to see them try and take it back!