And her greatest contribution to acting:

I want Scandal to incorporate the ‘Nothingburger’ to go along with their ‘Gettysburger’.

Putin’s gonna drop that tape too. You just wait.

So I have a high school acquaintance who I follow on Instagram that works in some capacity for MLB. She has some weird photos tagging A-Rod which insinuates that they are having/have had a relationship (and is currently the only reason I am still following her otherwise very basic IG account).

Its worth it at least to me. But holy hell can it be expensive/time consuming to maintain.

Cerulean & Glacial.

All these stories remind me of Mitch Hedburg’s ‘Apartment Depot’:

Not really, but we live in an older, historic neighborhood (craftsman homes from the 1920s/1930s. Like Russian roulette with these things (if you added a bullet every few years) as they may last for awhile, but eventually will crumble.

The most upsetting moment was when Rachel kicked poor Fred to the curb!!! Still, I support her extremely savage decision.

Too fucking right on the plumbing. We had to replace our terra cotta sewer pipe (root grew right through) and had to get a tree cut down to get to it. And to get to the tree properly, part of our fence had to come down.

If my time watching Law & Order (all the Law & Orders) has taught me anything, its that criminals want to confess and tell you how they did it.

No shit. We elected the secretary of education guy:

I remember getting that uneasy feeling when they kept repeating that the election was rigged (as Trump projects what he does onto others). I brushed it off, but during election night I recall thinking ‘Holy Shit, its happening’.

Maybe President Hatch can pardon her.

Let’s tell them Mars has been terraformed (like they’re gonna check) and just send them right on over. Will be relatively quick.

I remember when Ego was a Living Planet, not killing it.

This is shaping up to the The Viper vs The Mountain alright.

Ivanka in 6 months...